I know it's been a loooong time since I was out here. Suffice it to say that my autumn and early winter were not real fun, but it's better now. :)
A couple of weeks ago a writer friend asked for advice about how a horse might react to being loaded up with a fresh, bloody corpse. Today I was watching a video on Facebook (yes! I'm on Facebook!) about a little girl trying to get on her patient black mare, and it put me very much in mind of my childhood. After all, many of Horsey's many capabilities and advantages are inaccessible if we can't get on the beast. And they have soooo many ways of frustrating our ardent desire to ride.
This method was the only one available to me for quite a long time, as I was the youngest kid and my family couldn't afford saddles for all of us. I couldn't lift my dad's 40-lb stock saddle, so ingenuity was the order of the day. Once I got tall enough to grab a handful of mane and simply swing aboard (anything up to 16.2 I could handle; over that, I couldn't get my leg high enough), my problems were solved. I could get off anywhere and not have to walk home.
Not everyone is agile enough, tall enough, or coordinated enough to swing aboard a barebacked horse, which means a tedious hunt for a mounting block of some sort. Anything from a bale of hay to a rock or log or fence or (gasp!) an actual block made for the purpose will do, but those aren't always conveniently located. Plus, there is the matter of Horsey's cooperation in using same.
This is not guaranteed.
Au contraire. It takes the average horse a second and a half to figure out that if you are beside him holding his reins, all he has to do to prevent you crawling aboard is turn to face you. This puts the entire length of his head and neck between you and the desired landing spot behind his withers. Tugging on the rein just encourages him to walk straight into you and whatever you're standing on, which he is naturally reluctant to do. If you get off the block, patiently lead him up to it sideways, remount the log, and prepare to mount...he will turn again to face you. He has this figured out even if you don't.
Tugging on the offside rein will force his head around to the right and keep his near side bowed toward you a bit. It is also harder for him to swing his hindquarters away with his neck bent like that. Be quick, because the next stage is him starting to fidget and dance or attempt to back away or gain control of the reins and go forward. A horse trained to stand quietly sideways to the mounting block, no matter where it may be, is a godsend.
You can get plenty of humorous or dramatic mileage out of the bad guy or the hero trying to climb aboard an uncooperative horse. This all applies even if the horse is saddled, as the rider may be very short and can't reach the stirrup, not very confident and wanting an aid to mount, or over-confident in his ability to master the horse. They can disabuse you of that notion SO fast...
The situation mentioned by my writer friend is fraught with even more possibilities for mayhem. Being prey animals, horses dislike intensely the smell of blood and usually have to be trained to stand to it. They will be, at the least, snorty and nervous even if they don't try to actively leave the vicinity. Horses that have never been packed are also much less likely to stand quietly while you heave 200 pounds of dead, smelly weight over the saddle. The likeliest scenario, if the beast is tied to a tree, is a merry-go-round chase where you on the ground, heavily laden, attempt to approach the snorting creature while he sidles a continuous circle around the tree. Trust me, you will not win that one. Park him somewhere with a solid obstacle on the off side so he can't get away from you. This will not stop him trying to pull back or plunge over the top of you to try and get away, but at least you'll have more options. It is nigh impossible to keep one hand on the rope and try to hoist anything up over your head while he's in this mood. It doesn't even have to be a corpse; horses that have never been blanketed very often react badly to this bundle of stuff coming at them, even if you approach slowly and encouragingly and do your best to take the scare out of it. They just instinctively object to large unknown objects landing on their oh-so-vulnerable back.
The other problem with throwing corpses over saddles like in the movies is that the weight is really unbalanced, which bothers the horse somewhat. And when the body starts to stiffen...well, em, let's just say that it will not be fun maneuvering between tight trees, and getting it off the horse might be impossible single-handed for several hours.
Even experienced pack horses often object to hauling bloody hides. Your hero's wounded friend sort of falls into this category. He doesn't smell right, he doesn't act like Horsey expects of people, and your placid beast may suddenly revert to nervous colt when faced with an attempt to get him into the saddle. This can certainly delay or thwart a getaway and present a perfectly plausible plot point (geez, say that three times fast). You will have used your fictional equines in a way that rings absolutely true to life, and perhaps educate your audience a little. Those broke-to-death Hollywood horses make everything look easy. Real life is a LOT different.
Okay, that's my two cents' worth of accumulated horse wisdom for the day. Back to revising the sixth and last book of my Fate's Arrow series. The second one comes out next month. Woohoo!